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Joined: 12 Apr 2006
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Location: Wichita, Kansas
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So I was watching the third episode of season one of The Office just now; the one where they throw a surprise birthday party for Meredeth a month in advance.
During the scene with the ’party planning committee’, the camera zooms in on the newsletter featuring the "80s party a success" headline.
I paused it, and here’s the column of text on the right side of the page:
Welcome to yet another exciting edition of the Dunder Mifflin Employee Newsletter. Thanks to all of the staff and new contributing writers for putting this together for all of you, and also many thanks to the folks at Designtown for printing this up for us. Hopefully you will find alot of useless information contained herein that will help you do your job better, faster and quicker and cheaper and happier.
As anybody can easily tell, this newsletter doesn’t really have alot to say. It’s really just a prop to fill some space and sort of look like a newsletter without really being much of a newsletter at all. By typing alot of words in two columns on the front of this page, we can achieve the look of a newsletter without really reporting much news or provide any real information to the reader at all. In fact, at times we can probably get away with not using real english words, such as kjgavbiwiwpo, avcviqvck, or the much beloved dfbiouvsuiegphenlk. These words can also be strung together to form a sentence, paragraph or even a whole prop book, magazine or newspaper.
Thanks to all the staff and new contributing writers for putting this together for all of you, and also many thanks to the folks at Designtown...
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Riddle 9
When I came to Abraham I let him live just a moment longer. When I came to Moses I saved his life more than once. But the salmon... I regret to say I had a hand in its death.
Who am I? |
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