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| NBarden |
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:30 am |
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Quote: 42-foot-tall inflatable snowman stolen (AP)
(16 hrs, 30 mins ago)
TYLER, Texas - "Frosty" the snowman has been swiped. The 42-foot-tall inflatable holiday decoration was taken from a tree farm. Officials at Dixon Farms say Frosty, worth about $10,000, was last seen Friday night.
So far no arrests.
Lot owner Royce Wisenbaker believes Frosty was hoisted over a fence.
A $1,000 reward has been posted for the safe return of the towering decoration.
Frosty is described as a white male, sporting a red hat and scarf, with a pipe in his mouth.
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| AgentDrake |
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 pm |
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Did you hear about the "policeman" that got "kidnapped" in Ft. Lauterdale, FL a few years back?
There was some street where everyone was speeding, so the police set up a cardboard cutout of a policeman with a radar gun. It worked... until someone stole the cardboard cutout. |
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| bobtheorc |
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:40 pm |
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| ...and then they stole the radar gun |
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| Celebrimbor |
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:47 pm |
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...And the stupid guy who tried to break a store window with a cinder block. He didn’t know the window was made of plexiglass, and the concrete thing bounced back and killed him.  |
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| AgentDrake |
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:32 pm |
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Or what about the guy who tried to rob a convenience store, but didn’t know the cashier was working a second job... his day job was a Karate grandmaster.
I saw the security cam video of that... I didn’t know people could really do that stuff. Literally sent the guy flying backwards out the doors.  |
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