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| fingolfin |
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:57 pm |
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A panda walks into a bar. The waiter upon asking for the bill pulls out a gun and says. "HAH, you won’t use this stupid joke on me." and he pulls the trigger and the bullet passes through his head and hits a bell.
Now that’s not really funny because he was not wearing a cowboy hat.
But really, I wish that this was made by someone else because of it’s stupidity, but I did. Then why am I posting this? Oh well I’ve wasted enough of my time. |
Soldier: why'd you do that captain?
John Wayne: Because I hate your guts!!
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| Pipeweed |
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:52 pm |
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:16 pm |
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fingolfin wrote: A panda walks into a bar. The waiter upon asking for the bill pulls out a gun and says. "HAH, you won’t use this stupid joke on me." and he pulls the trigger and the bullet passes through his head and hits a bell.
Now that’s not really funny because he was not wearing a cowboy hat.
But really, I wish that this was made by someone else because of it’s stupidity, but I did. Then why am I posting this? Oh well I’ve wasted enough of my time.
*chuckle*
By the end of that... |
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| fingolfin |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:56 pm |
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CarpeGuitarrem wrote: fingolfin wrote: A panda walks into a bar. The waiter upon asking for the bill pulls out a gun and says. "HAH, you won’t use this stupid joke on me." and he pulls the trigger and the bullet passes through his head and hits a bell.
Now that’s not really funny because he was not wearing a cowboy hat.
But really, I wish that this was made by someone else because of it’s stupidity, but I did. Then why am I posting this? Oh well I’ve wasted enough of my time.
*chuckle*
By the end of that...
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Soldier: why'd you do that captain?
John Wayne: Because I hate your guts!!
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| elf lvr |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:29 pm |
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| Well, I won’t post the jokes ive heard, although I"m sure WK would. |
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| bobtheorc |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:43 pm |
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| AnxiousChieftain |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:51 pm |
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| bobtheorc |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:52 pm |
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| sickofpalantirs |
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:08 pm |
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| corvus |
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:51 am |
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