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| legoles3333 |
 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:43 am |
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i thought these were the funniest things ive ever read
1. A man called a dry cleaning office and asked about his shirt, under the name "Willie Johnson," the women replied, "well it says William Johnson came and picked up his shirt a week ago,"
"no," the man said, "it’s under Willie Johnson, look again,"
she looked and saw that the name was Willie johnson and it had been picked up by his sister, she phoned her, then called the Willie back and said "you’ll never belive this, your shirt was picked up by William Johnson’s sister, and he’s dead, she put it on him in his funeral!" "well you’ll never believe this" said Willie, "I went to william’s funeral, and I remember thinking he was wearing a nice suit!"
(this one’s for menace)
2. An army Captain asked his squad if they wanted to go to PX or the gym, a majority vote ensued, the entire squad voted to go to PX, the captain then said "well boys, let’s head to the gym," a brave private said, "sir, we all voted to go to the PX though,"
the captain replied, "well ere just here to defend democrasy, not practice it." |
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:50 pm |
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you haven’t read much 
and the army defends a republic not a democracy there is a difference. |
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| fingolfin |
| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:44 pm |
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| Is that from the June issue? |
Soldier: why'd you do that captain?
John Wayne: Because I hate your guts!!
Exerpt from "Iwo Jima." |
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