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| sickofpalantirs |
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Republican Test
1. Your stand on abortion is:
A. I am pro-life but I respect the views of those who disagree with me on this contentious issue
B. I am pro-life and anyone who isn’t can go straight to Canada
C. I believe in the sanctity of life in all situations though I wouldn’t rule out nuking iran.
D. I once was pro-choice until I had a life changing meeting with my pollster.
2. How would you sum up your Iraq war strategy?
A. Level with Americans about past mistakes and frankly explain the tough road that lies ahead.
B. Bluster Blame and Bomb.
C. Surge and Spin.
D. 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, 9-11...
3. What is your view on Gun control?
A. I favor Gun rights in general, but some limits on gun ownership may be appropriate in Urban areas with serious violent crime problems.
B. If God didn’t want us to shoot stuff he wouldn’t have given us index fingers.
C. As an avid, rugged hunter who owns many of those gun things, or whatever you call them, I support firearm rights.
D. I believe in the right to bare arms, but baring anything else should draw a stiff fine from the FCC.
4. How would you change the federal Tax code?
A. I would look for ways to reduce Tax burdens while avoiding steps to make the system less equitable.
B. I would take the tax code out behind a barn and kill it with a dull axe.
C. I would put the tax code in a bath tub and throw in a hair dryer.
D. I would put the tax code in a car push the car to the edge of a cliff and put a cinder block on the accelerator.
E. I would put some bird seed on the highway and when the tax code came up to eat it, I would drop a boulder on it.
5. How would you address the nations immigration problem?
A. I would work with people on all sides of the issue to find a lasting solution that addresses both our need for a secure border and our economic need for workers.
B. I will track down all 12 million illegal immigrants, starting with the guy cleaning my marble swimming pool.
C. I will build a massive border fence , paid for by increasing the sales tax on ladders.
Democratic test, 2 Questions.
1. Did you vote to authorize the Iraq War?
A. Who cares about a four-year old vote when the real issue is what do to now?
B. Yes, but I was misled.
C. Yes, but I realize that it was a big mistake, Please forgive me.
D. Thank God I wasn’t a member of congress then, but rest assured if I had been I surely would have voted no.
E. I’ve been strongly against the war in Iraq my whole life.
2. What do we do now in Iraq?
A. Accept the hard reality that a swift withdrawal could have devastating consequences and vow to do whatever we can to stabilize the region.
B. Withdraw Immediately.
C. Vote to cut off funding for the war, even though I really don’t favor cutting off funding for the war.
D. Allow my anger at the current president to cloud my judgement on one of the most fateful foreign policy decision in the nation’s history.
E. Do whatever liberal bloggers say I should do.
Note:if you answered A to any of the above Q’s, you better start looking for a third party. 
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| legoles3333 |
| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:32 pm |
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Republican Quiz
1. C
2. B
3. B
4. D
5. B |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:42 pm |
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I don’t think you were supposed to answer the quiz.
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:35 pm |
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Republican Quiz.
1. C
2. B
3. C
4. B
5. B
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:46 pm |
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| hippo is right this is a humorous quiz, not meant to be taken seriously. |
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| bunnydaman |
| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:17 pm |
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it is quite funny...  |
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:58 am |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:02 pm |
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Who cares if we’re supposed to answer? It’s funny.
My answers for the Republicans Test:
1. C
2. A (actually, a combo of A and C. Surge is actually good idea strategically, given that we’re fighting disjointed cells and we want to speed everything up.)
3. B
4. E!!!
5. I wanna say "B" so bad....
My answers as a Dem:
1. A (uh oh....)
2. E |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:52 pm |
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:25 pm |
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my favs for the dem test was 1 E and 2 C
for the republican test
1 D
3 B
and 4 B-E were funny
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