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| Celebrimbor |
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| I really enjoy a good joke. Could you guys post your favorite ones to feed my insane sense of humor? |
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| physcosick |
| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:47 am |
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I was never a good student growing up.
I once failed a Meta-physics test because my teacher caught me staring at another boy’s inner soul |
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| fingolfin |
| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:58 pm |
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Soldier: why'd you do that captain?
John Wayne: Because I hate your guts!!
Exerpt from "Iwo Jima." |
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:07 pm |
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear  |
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| AdultLink |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:57 am |
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What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted! Hah. |
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:04 pm |
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| physcosick |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:07 pm |
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A little joke I came up with on the spot one night:
I can’t help it, I was really busy... I spent 3 hours surfing the web trying to find an adequate Dakota Fanning Fan Club but I couldn’t find one that suited my needs and expectations. So then I went to another site and reminsced via reading 100s of Boy Meets World quotes.
It’s not really funny for you guys but it was amazing for us... but mostly sad because it was true. |
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:09 pm |
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| physcosick |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:23 pm |
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bobtheorc wrote: your mom like Dakota Fanning.
PS: If you remember back to the funniest cobra cards member... you can imagine some of the convos tOO and I had to make him give me the vote. |
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:57 pm |
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