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| NBarden |
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Okay, this game requires a little skill, creativity, and intelligence. Here’s the deal. I hide a treasure somewhere, another person breaks in, steals the treasure and hides it again. Next person does the same. So...
I hide the treasure in a military compound on an uninhabited island in the south pacific protected by a force of Navy SEALS. |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:49 pm |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:17 pm |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:35 pm |
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I see. 
In that case, I send a squad of elite ninjas to assassinate your SEALS, then take the chest to their secret lair beneath the Empire State Building |
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| elf lvr |
| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:41 pm |
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| I hire the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to invade your ninja base and then make a blockbuster film all about it. In the meantime, I send the treasure to the molten core of the earth with the assisstance of tOO’s mind powers. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:48 pm |
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All right, some people are getting the hang of it. Now for a tough one, like the one I pull on the other forum...
I invent a fantasy portal and hitch a ride to Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth. Easily stealing it, I take the treasure and...
okay, that borders on unfairness. Everything must be done physically. So, first of all, elf lvr didn’t put a cooling agent in the treasure so the treasure is melted.
Anyway, that aside, I steal a nuclear arsenal from the Independent Islamo-Fascist State of Terror and drill for ten miles deep into the Marianas Trench. Releasing warhead after warhead, I bore a hole to the center of the earth. Diving with a (radiation heat resistant) submarine, I retrieve the treasure. I then launch my final warhead into the center of the earth, allowing hot magma to seep up and seal the hole I drilled with basalt.
I enclose the treasure in a massive titanium steel/lead alloy safe painted with reflective paint and locked with three locks (made of the same material as the safe). The safe is capable of withstading anything, including laser, rifle, explosions, and radiation (x-rays won’t work because of the lead)
The first lock is a 64-character ASCII encryption which changes every millisecond.
I link the second lock to NASA’s radiation counters connected with certain operands to the frequency of sunspots and the earth’s magnetic pull. I then operate on the number by performing an alternate series of encryptions using fibonacci numbers and a random number between 500 and 25x 10^36. I then enter the number 10010101010100101001010010101 in a number entry system which randomly decides whether to input the number in binary, trinary, octal, base 10, and hexadecimal. This process is repeated every second. I then put a massive EMP blocker around the lock, which prevents all electric pulses (including electromagnetic) from reaching the lock.
The third lock is a key lock which only I have the key to. (Or had, but I dropped it in the fire of Mount Doom)
I attach the safe to a complately indestructible ship, navigate it remotely out of the solar system, then using an antimatter reaction, I launch its hyper boosters in a random direction away from the Solar System (BTW, the safe is antimatter resistant to (yes, someone used anti-matter against my safe in another forum), using topsecret cutting edge technology). The only way to retrieve the treasure is to hack the locks.
Have fun. On the other forum, I had to steal the treasure myself. |
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| legoles3333 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:31 am |
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i get some dynamite and blow up the locks and take the treasure
i then hide it on top of Mt. everest |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:23 am |
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Elaborate scheme, Legolas.  |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:46 am |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:48 am |
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| I take a helicopter up to the top, take the treasure, place it in a box, put that in another box, put that in a thrid box, adress it, leaving off the city and state, no return adress, pay postage, and lose it among the billions of identical boxes running throughout the world postal system. |
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I mentioned that the safe was resistant to even antimatter. And you didn’t solve the problem of it being out of the Solar System. Maybe you’d care to try again? Or someone else could.