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| macheteman |
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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
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>> 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
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>> 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
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>> 3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
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>> 4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
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>> 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
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>> 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
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>> 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
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>> 8. If you don’t know your rights, you don’t have any.
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>> 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
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>> 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights
Reserved.
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>> 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not
understand?
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>> 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians
ignore
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>> 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
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>> 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
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>> 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no
>> safety.
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>> 16. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
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>> 17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
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>> 18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
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>> 19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
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>> 20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
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>> 21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to
>> control
>> them.
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>> 22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
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>> 23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don’t make
more.
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>> 24. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you
create
>> slaves.
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>> 25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun
>> control.
i know this has a lot to do with the USA, but i thought it was funny. |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:09 pm |
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#13 and #17 are hilarious.  |
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:13 pm |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:47 pm |
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| menace64 |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:51 pm |
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| Foresight |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:47 pm |
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| #17 is the best one on the list. Hands down. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:50 pm |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:05 pm |
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| TheShyzle |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:47 pm |
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sickofpalantirs wrote: Anonymous Prodigy wrote: #13 and #17 are hilarious.
seconded. #19 was...thought provoking.
reminds me when you said
I believe in gun control, I hold my guns with both hands 
actually the second amendment gives states militias the right to bear arms not necessarily citizens. But you are right how many smart would-be roobers would go after someone packing a 45. colt. of course it would probably be concealed, but if I saw someone pull a gun when I had a knife I would drop it say I was sorry and give them everything on me except for the clothes on my back 
Amendment II
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:56 pm |
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