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| macheteman |
 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:39 pm |
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Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1200
Location: The Jungle
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you guys know the drill, make a DC relating in some way to the one above it. they can be as off topic as possible, and this is because AP is bringing the iron hand of oppression on the LOTR DC chain. so this doesn’t even have to be about LOTR!!! and here we go...
i’ll start with a tribute to gandalf.
 •Beard Of Gandalf 
Possession • Beard
Bearer must be Gandalf.
He is hairy.
As if there was someone on the planet who didn’t know that already... |
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If at first you don't succeed...Sky-diving isn't for you.
"Combat is dangerous. It tends to interupt your breathing process."
ROLF!!! |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:03 am |
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Posts: 2981
Location: Blood Island
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• Beard of Gimli 
Possession • Beard
Bearer must be Gimli.
He loses Clean Shaven and gains Itchy. |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
 My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Shieldmaiden |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:24 am |
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Posts: 389
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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 Fungal Footman 
Minion • Orc
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site: 4
While this minion is barefoot, make a Free Peoples companion gain veruca and itchy until the regroup phase.
"On they came, reckless in their contamination of the swimming pool area..." |
Trade With Me, I went to Middle Earth, and all I got was this stupid ring!
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:30 am |
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Location: Blood Island
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Shieldmaiden wrote:
"On they came, reckless in their contamination of the swimming pool area..."
Awesome   |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| TheJord |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:31 am |
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Posts: 486
Location: UK
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Golden-locks of Legolas 
Possession
Vitality +1
Bearer must be Legolas. He loses Macho and is unable to gain Macho for the rest of the game.
"Arwen was angered to see Legolas, for his hair far outshone her own" |
| "The rule of Gondor is mine!" |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:36 am |
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Posts: 2981
Location: Blood Island
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 • Golden Socks of Gimli
Possession • Footwear
Vitality: +1
Sock.
Bearer must be Gimli.
Gimli is immune to the sniffles and is not affected by cold weather spells.
Ha! Awesome use with my sockwearer DC! |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:45 am |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 384
Location: Udun Vale, Home of the one and only... Gate Troll!
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Orc Sock
Possession • Stocking
To play, sock an Orc.
Bearer is Sweaty, Itchy and Dirty. |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:45 am |
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Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 4197
Location: United States
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Orc Frock
Possession • Attire
Strength +1
Bearer must be an Orc. Bearer gains gentleman and pretty dumb-looking.
The large pockets of the frock allowed the Orcs to hide their hand grenades and banana peels. |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:15 am |
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Joined: 01 Apr 2007
Posts: 667
Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
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 •Orc Clock
Possession - Timepeice
Response: If your opponent is taking too long, take this possession and beat him or her over the head with it.
"’It’s Your @#$% turn!’" |
| Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:25 am |
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
Posts: 5468
Location: I don't know...
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Tournament Clock
Possession • Clock
Any Phase: Speed up or slow down the tournament clock at your leisure. Your opponent gains stalling,
Regroup: Spot Steadfast Champion, Ranger of Osgiliath, Treebeard, Keeper of the Watchwood, Seeing Stone of Orthanc, Aragorn, Driven by Need and Ent Draught to discard your opponent’s hand, deck, all his possessions and conditions, kill all his minions and make the move limit +9.
There. Fast enough for ya? |
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Add the popcorn smiley to your sig, help it achieve world domination.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about? 
As I lay in bed staring at the stars last night, I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
 Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation. |
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