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| Celebrimbor |
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:23 pm |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 953
Location: UNKNOWN
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A friendly email from a friend of mine...
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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:59 pm |
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
Posts: 5468
Location: I don't know...
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| TheJord |
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:17 pm |
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Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Posts: 486
Location: UK
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| I, like NB, was not able to find this statement to be true. |
| "The rule of Gondor is mine!" |
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| Gate Troll |
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 384
Location: Udun Vale, Home of the one and only... Gate Troll!
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It’s all true. ROFL! |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| Felipe Musco |
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 2434
Location: Florianópolis, SC, Brasil
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Ok, but, can you lick your elbow?  |
| I don't like YOU. |
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| MR. Lurtzy |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:22 am |
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 423
Location: Living with the Governator
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| Yes, yes, actually yes. |
'On and on old war shall go,
Without respite my blood will flow
O’er your eyes ‘til they cannot see
The impossibility of victory.'
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:56 am |
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Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 3361
Location: Franciscan University of Steubenville
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| ROFL, so true... |
| "ok, change of plans. the Cobracards christmas party is coming to my house, and we’re gunna teach FM how to hunt." (mm) |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:00 am |
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Joined: 16 Jul 2006
Posts: 21
Location: The Nile
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to all who forward junk mail. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
don't help hippo
if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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| Celebrimbor |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:36 pm |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 953
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| Obviously it won’t work for everyone, just idiots. |
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| macheteman |
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:08 pm |
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Location: The Jungle
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Felipe Musco wrote: Ok, but, can you lick your elbow? 
i do have a friend who can in fact lick his elbow. i cannot however, i think i’ve tried for hours... |
Check out my best article The Utterly Corrupt Corruption,
If at first you don't succeed...Sky-diving isn't for you.
"Combat is dangerous. It tends to interupt your breathing process."
ROLF!!! |
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