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should it be done?

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bobtheorc

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:07 pm

Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 1218 Location: Wow, its hot in Iowa

Ok guys this is what I have so far.
I am on page 12.

Gagnut nolike pudding, Gagnut want pecans and walnuts too, but fingolfin ate Gagnut. "Taste bad!" but Gagnut was done. Then someone...got tired of Gagnut’s nuts, then Pipsqueak said "Aaauuggghh!!!" and fell down impaling himself upon a heavy feather with sharp edges that gleamed like Gagnut’s bleached skull. Pipsqueak was dead so sad cried and ate pie then threw up...Pipsqueak is alive! Sadly, because he...has nine lives and licks himself...tOO eats himself because he’s tasty. And ugly. Blah But still tasty. Still ugly. Blah Pipsqueak is useless...But Gagnut comesback, Mongeese kill Grimbeorn who cries out and slaps pipsqeak on the back of his knee with an ice cube. tOO falls and then bawls And then crawls into a big asylum, Troubled Balrogs Anonymous. tOO was wondering if they would sedate him and kill him. "Sounds good." said Bolg, "When they tickle my toe, Balrogs like tOO giggle." This made Sauron laugh hysterically while balrogs kill his pet Cobra not Conor Cobra. The cobra was Eaten alive,bytOO but wasn’t digested, instead he was...spat into Eomer’s Chest cavity. But,his chest was made of iron and gagnut’s face didn’t enjoy being spat upon. So, Gagnut ate Eomer so Eowyn killed sauron but cried. like most women...and tOO..

Saruman cast a spell... and decided Eomer should kill tOO. Gimli smoked often and died, Pipsqueak drank root beer and died, Gagnut ate peanuts and pinched Eowyn, Eomer killed his pet because he knew of his pets’very bad habits. Theoden grabbed his shafted sword, and cut his toe which bled horribly. for 7 minutes and then death for pour theoden and weak legolas. killed strong aragorn. who killed aragorn? the weak legolas smoked with gimli and aragorn.

sauron then legolas shot theoden’s toe and legolas quit archery theoden blew up and all ended. aragorn drank gin sadly, thought it...would be nice was milk.

yoda killed himself and became a sith was never seen...in the movies about aragorn and his girlfriend arawan elrond ate steak and then barfed all over gandalf then gandalf took a big stick and beat him.beat him again, and, yes again! frodo ate sam , Rosie ate Frodo Saruman ate pickles, Grima ate Saruman Pippin ate granny Granny clawed her... face off, and opened the gates... and threw Merry to armed bunnies wielding carrots.