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| Gate Troll |
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:19 pm |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 384
Location: Udun Vale, Home of the one and only... Gate Troll!
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Granted, but you get killed by terrorists.
I wish I had a Nazgul security team that was loyal only to me and incapable of hurting me or killing me. And also armed with 9-barrel miniguns. |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:15 pm |
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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Granted, but Merry mistakes your for the Witch-King and stabs you in the back. Then Eowyn sticks a sword in your face. That was after Aragorn threw a burning stick of wood in your face. And you got drowned by a girl.
I wish I was unkillable. |
-Trade With Me
Add the popcorn smiley to your sig, help it achieve world domination.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about?
As I lay in bed staring at the stars last night, I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:40 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Blood Island
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Granted but you fall into a coma and stay like that forever. (gees thats depressing)
I wish the person below will not post. |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:55 am |
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| Celebrimbor |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:26 pm |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Popcorn is not gooey like fat, and also not crunchy like potato chips, but crispy like lettuce which makes it a healthy snack.  |
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| Atse_Kashte |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:47 pm |
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Granted, but because you didnt make a wish, Satan sent his demons down to take your soul to the lost world of politics, where you are forever tormented by people so corrupt your mind explodes.
I wish this entire topic wasnt falling to pieces with people posting incomplete wishes. |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:38 pm |
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| bunnydaman |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:48 pm |
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Joined: 11 Jun 2007
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Location: 'hillbilliesville'
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| um, i wish that i had completed my faramir/legolas/ring collection |
-"He’s like a spamming assasin." ~lem0nhead about SoP
"Yes, I'm a girl. And no, not like elf lvr."
[idea from FM] |
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| Atse_Kashte |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:50 pm |
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Granted, but your dog eats it, and if you don’t have a dog then my dog eats it.
I wish I owned the world. |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:06 pm |
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