I have one girlfriend, and yes, it’s illegal to marry more than once, it’s a pretty serious fellony, actually.

Heh. I was combing through old files on my computer, cleaning some things up, and stumbled across an OLD text file from the old Decipher forums, where a few forumers had compiled a long list of questions. I can’t remember what the heck it was for now, but I thought I’d pull out my 20 favorites and see what kind of answers we got. Should be fun.

1.) What did you have for breakfast this morning? ORANGE JUICE

2.) In a fight, who would win: Merry or Pippin? MERRY

3.) What if that fight were The Hulk and Superman? Who would win? SUPERMAN

4.) Who’s your favorite LOTR TCG alternate Ring-bearer? GALADRIEL

5.) What’s your favorite LotR soundtrack song: May It Be, Gollum’s Song, or Into the West? MAY IT BE

6.) What do LOTR cards smell like? STAMPS

7.) Have you seen an episode of Moesha? YES

8.) Who was (or is) your high school chemistry teacher? NIESINK

9.) Do you play pinball (real pinball)? I’VE PLAYED

10.) Arwen or Éowyn? ARWEN...DUH?

11.) Sindarin or Quenya? SINDARIN

12.) Did you cry during ’Old Yeller’? NEVER SEEN IT, ONLY KNOW IT FROM AN EPISODE OF FRIENDS: WHERE OLD YELLER DIES

13.) Have you ever seen an Olsen Twins movie...and if so, why? EHM C’MON, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

14.) When did you start playing LOTR TCG? 2003

15.) Right or left handed? RIGHT

16.) Do you believe in UFOs? Ghosts? UFO’S: NO, GHOSTS: SORT OF

17.) How many pets have you had? 2

18.) How many girls/boys have you kissed? I KISSED 12 GIRLS

19.) How many slapped you after you kissed her/him? 1 SLAPPED ME AFTER I CAME ON TO HER....IT WAS HILARIOUS

20.) What’s your favorite food? LASAGNE, EASIEST QUESTION EVER!

1.) What did you have for breakfast this morning? Food

2.) In a fight, who would win: Merry or Pippin? Neither. They’d both kill each other.

3.) What if that fight were The Hulk and Superman? Who would win? Ditto

4.) Who’s your favorite LOTR TCG alternate Ring-bearer? HO BOMBADILLO! Oh, you mean one that’s been made into a card?

5.) What’s your favorite LotR soundtrack song: May It Be, Gollum’s Song, or Into the West? Anything from Gollum is sweet and creepy. Gotta go with Gollum’s Song.

6.) What do LOTR cards smell like? Left-over barbeque pizza.

7.) Have you seen an episode of Moesha? I may have, but I suffer from amnesia. At least I think I do, I can’t remember.

8.) Who was (or is) your high school chemistry teacher? My pet frog. Oh wait, that was biology.

9.) Do you play pinball (real pinball)? No, but my dad used to. He’d rack up tons and tons of games and sell ’em to people walking by.

10.) Arwen or Éowyn? Rosie Cotton. Hey, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

11.) Sindarin or Quenya? Say what?

12.) Did you cry during ’Old Yeller’? Yeah. Someone ate all my popcorn.

13.) Have you ever seen an Olsen Twins movie...and if so, why? Yeah, and I don’t know why. Someone made me?

14.) When did you start playing LOTR TCG? Well...I started throwing my friends cards around several years ago.

15.) Right or left handed? Neither.

16.) Do you believe in UFOs? Ghosts? YES! THE ALIENS ABDUCTED ME! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! And yeah, there was a creepy ghost under my bed last night.

17.) How many pets have you had? 16 cats, a dog, a horse, several goldfish, a turtle, numerous frogs, and a mountain lion.

18.) How many girls/boys have you kissed? None/None.

19.) How many slapped you after you kissed her/him? Ditto.

20.) What’s your favorite food? Sushi Calimari. (a.k.a: Raw Squid.)