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| Incognito |
 Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:36 pm |
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Location: You wish you knew.
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| I’m not bobtheorc. you guys are sniffing up the wrong tree(s). Think about the story. I try to put a lot of my identity into the story. lem0n, you said you thought you knew who the assassin was, care to take a shot? By the wayside, the poem is a clue to my identity. |
Incognito. Professional Assassin.
You're next. |
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| Shieldmaiden |
| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:13 pm |
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Joined: 07 May 2007
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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| It was odd, watching Incognito jumping all over the place, flailing the machete around. Where was macheteman? |
Trade With Me, I went to Middle Earth, and all I got was this stupid ring!
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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| NappyKorn |
| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:21 pm |
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Location: USA
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Well looks like I’m out  . Good luck to the remaining 3 (macheteman, lem0nhead and NBarden (if you are even still in).
NK |
No Room
Collection 4 Sale
Deck Wants |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:23 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Blood Island
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Ok ive had enough of this, time for some action. Im left with 2 partners, after 2 have been removed from the force, disgraced, following several wrongful arrests. Out of my remaining colleagues, one has been MIA for days now, the other; well, what can i say about the other? He has issues to say the least....
I arrest mm’s personality. Part of macheteman is the assassin whether he knows it or not. Maybe not the cop part of you but definately some aspect of you. Or in other words your alter ego, your schizophrenic part that kidnapped and threatened SM. Time to go downtown...
(I should have stuck to my initial thoughts when i arrested mm the first time.) |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
 My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:17 am |
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Location: The Jungle
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| yeah! what if i’m the assassin and i don’t know it! i’ll detain myself!!!!!!!!!! |
Check out my best article The Utterly Corrupt Corruption,
If at first you don't succeed...Sky-diving isn't for you.
"Combat is dangerous. It tends to interupt your breathing process."
ROLF!!! |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:19 pm |
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Erm im not following mm. Im arresting your physical self for the danger your schizo personality poses.
Incognito. Im calling you out.
Am i right????? |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Shieldmaiden |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:48 pm |
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I think we need a psychologist.  |
Trade With Me, I went to Middle Earth, and all I got was this stupid ring!
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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| Incognito |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:08 pm |
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Location: You wish you knew.
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I woke up, and macheteman was nowhere in sight. I headed back to my car, and when I got there, Shieldmaiden was still handcuffed to the car door. My mind was a little muddled, and I still wasn’t sure which kind of donut I had last eaten. I got in the driver’s seat, and pulled out my last box of donuts.
"Which way did he run?" I asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Which way did macheteman go?!?" I yelled, my head was still dazed.
"I don’t know, I didn’t see him." We sat for a while without talking. At last she broke the silence, "Can I have a Donut?"
"No. Not until you tell me which way he went."
"I told you, ’I don’t know’!"
I unlocked the handcuffs, and took a moment to think. Finally my mind was clearing, and a plan was beginning to form. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to take Shieldmaiden’s phone from her, and she had managed to call the police. So, in a flash we were surrounded by a dozen cop cars, and I found myself face to face with lem0n, Cop Mastermind.
With a smug smile he said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 23 times, shame on me." And with that I was cuffed and loaded into the cop car.
The last glimpse I saw as I looked behind, was that of Shieldmaiden, eating my last Donut! |
Incognito. Professional Assassin.
You're next. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:23 pm |
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Location: I don't know...
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:05 am |
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Certainly not your normal assassin. Kudos for the imagination mm. You played me for a fool when i arrested you first time.
Mods can you clean up please. (Hint: Usually M_H!)
Thanks!
P.s. mm PLEASE can you explain the WHEN JUTE DITCH DIRT clue. And any others we missed. Its driving me mental! |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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