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| Incognito |
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:18 pm |
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Location: You wish you knew.
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| oh, and I’m not Dain. |
Incognito. Professional Assassin.
You're next. |
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| Shieldmaiden |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:27 am |
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Joined: 07 May 2007
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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When Incognito gave me my instructions, he handed me a note. It read:
WHEN JUTE DITCH DIRT
A million thoughts were going through my head. Why did he want me to get into a separate vehicle? Was it rigged to explode? What was Incognito’s ultimate goal? Was there anything more to his deeds than just killing people? What is the reason for the Earth’s existence? Why do donuts taste so good?
The fact that he wanted me to get into a separate vehicle made me more uneasy than I already was. I was shaking as I walked over towards the doors of the police station. What should I do? Should I do as he said? Should I make a run for it? While I made my way over, NappyKorn’s voice came to me, as if out of a dream: "Don’t do anything that pyscho says shieldmaiden if you do you can be charged as an accessory to this mad man’s crimes." I looked around, but the area seemed empty of all life, except for me.
I reached the doors and looked in. Did I see movement through the glass? I couldn’t be sure. As I taped the message onto the door, Incognito’s own words came back into my head, and they made up my mind: "Never trust a criminal."
It seemed as if time had slowed down to a crawl. I grabbed the handle of the door. I pulled it open, and I could almost feel Incognito’s finger squeezing the trigger of his rifle. I dove through the doorway. |
Trade With Me, I went to Middle Earth, and all I got was this stupid ring!
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:58 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Blood Island
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Wow, are you dead, or wounded then SM? WHATS HAPPENING???
Incognito wrote:
EDIT: and as to my last clue, lem0n, you had the right idea, it’s just that since the cops had to find it on my calculator screen i would have had to actually type it in. thus when the buttons, like "sin" and "log", i posted them like they came out on the calculator: sin( and log(. so there were no "k’s". good job.
Ahhh so close. Still got it right.
Why did the assassin take some more donuts? Is this a clue. Does the assassin like donuts?
mm the way i solved it was like i said in an earlier post. If you look at a TI-83 calculator the buttons that Incognito pressed have letters above the keys. These spelled out lemon.
Not sure why he signed the post about the boat and the photo )74x which is LOTR, though.
I have a huge suspicion this is NOT M_H again. But i am starting to believe i know who it is. Something mm said has lit a light bulb above my head for me. Could be wrong though. Doesnt fit in with the photo thing, unless..... Hmmmm....
Why am i Incognito’s old enemy?
Ok the new clue looks like an anagram but i have 1271 results for it with 4 words as it hasnt got 2 or 3 words, and i dont think its in there. Which means i will have to go to 5 words with near 5000 possiblities.
Incognito we need a clue as to the keyword needed to solve this puzzle. |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:26 am |
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Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: The Nile
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| hippo thinks assassin is mm doughtnuts. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
don't help hippo
if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:29 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Blood Island
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| Hippo should know he’s not a cop and cant go around accusing people! |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:12 am |
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Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Location: The Nile
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| Hippo sorry. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
don't help hippo
if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:17 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
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Location: Blood Island
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| LOL its ok Hippo. Try posting to be a cop next time. That would make some really interesting viewing. |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| sickofpalantirs |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:08 pm |
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Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7750
Location: somwhere, over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
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Hippo arrests ____
Incognito wrote:
A huge hippo awaited me with jaws open wide. Times up it said in a huge hippoy voice
hilarious...
the hippo has a point about donuts though... |
Sop's haves/ top wants
(mm)"SoP: you will always be the Official CC Spammer in my heart"
"DáinIronfoot"
Spammers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month. And yet, after a hundred years, they can still surprise you.  |
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| Incognito |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:41 pm |
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Location: You wish you knew.
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I was up on top of the Happytown hotel, and the cross-hairs of my scope were fixed on her as she walked to the door. I could see, while she was still five paces from the door that she wasn’t coming back, and now I had about two seconds to decide her fate. I put it on the balance: on one side her life, the other her death. Her hand touched the handle. My finger began to squeeze. But all at once I released my finger smiled and pulled the gun up from it’s rest.
I guess that means the last donut is for me.
I came down from the building and made it back to the car. I imagined what Shieldmaiden must have been thinking. "Why didn’t he shoot?" "What does the message mean?" "Was he just trying to get rid of me?" "Ach weel, at last I’m free!"
But she wasn’t. I still had her on a leash. perhaps the leash was a little longer than I wanted, or planned, but she was on a leash nonetheless! |
Incognito. Professional Assassin.
You're next. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Location: Blood Island
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HEY!!! ASSASSIN! COME BACK.
There was no clue in that that i can see, and i need a keyword to solve that last anagram!!! |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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