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| NBarden |
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| MR. Lurtzy |
| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:06 pm |
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'On and on old war shall go,
Without respite my blood will flow
O’er your eyes ‘til they cannot see
The impossibility of victory.'
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:26 pm |
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Anyone read the "Truth about Windows 95" crackpot theory? Here’s the text:
What you did not know about Windows 95
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.
As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows 95 CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: ’Do not worry, it is unharmed.’ After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: ’Take a close look at it.’ To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324
’I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ I said.
’No, but I can,’ he said. ’The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:’
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
Hilarious! Since I love working with computers, this one is my favorite on this site so far... |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:29 pm |
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Hey, I tried that! It really works!
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:59 pm |
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It’s a conspiracy. It’s supposed to work or look authentic, but really isn’t real. Like Aliens in government. Black helicopters. Slippers on the Balrog’s feet.  |
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