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| Anonymous Prodigy |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:28 am |
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Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 4197
Location: United States
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Tournament Frock
Possession • Attire
Bearer must be a LOTR TCG player at a tournament. Bearer wonders why he or she has to wear something that looks so dumb, but dares not take it off because of the strict tourney regulations.
The tournament frocks were mandatory. |
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| lem0nhead |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:41 am |
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Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 2981
Location: Blood Island
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AgentDrake wrote:  •Orc Clock
Possession - Timepeice
Response: If your opponent is taking too long, take this possession and beat him or her over the head with it.
"’It’s Your @#$% turn!’"
That should win an award for best reality DC. |
Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
My Trade List and CC References
"Smart guy, especially considering his head is filled with lemon juice and seeds. That boy’s juicy brain is FULL of good stuff" ~ DainIronfoot
"No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!" ~ Pippin.
"Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..." ~ Eomer |
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| Gate Troll |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:06 pm |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 384
Location: Udun Vale, Home of the one and only... Gate Troll!
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•LOTR Know-it-all [LOTR TCG]
Person • Jerk
Strength:1
Vitality: 1
Annoyingness: Infinite
To play, start a LOTR Tournament. Spot a player to start
speaking. While speaking, every player withing hearing range
becomes irritated.
"No, I’m sure that was an illegal move. Here, let me show you..." |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| macheteman |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:48 pm |
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Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1200
Location: The Jungle
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Orkish Drinking Tournament
Event • Shadow
Take every Orc in your deck, and in every other deck nearby, and in every other deck in the country side, and play them for free.
glug glug glug the grog... nobody nor nothing can stop an orkish drinking tournament. Not nobody not nohow!!! |
Check out my best article The Utterly Corrupt Corruption,
If at first you don't succeed...Sky-diving isn't for you.
"Combat is dangerous. It tends to interupt your breathing process."
ROLF!!! |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:13 pm |
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Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 4197
Location: United States
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Orkish Winking Parliament
Event • Shadow
Exert an Orc to make that Orc wink.
That Orc winked at you, Legolas. Looks like you’ve got another fan. |
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| MR. Lurtzy |
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 423
Location: Living with the Governator
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Salted Pork
Event • Skirmish
Exert Gimli to make him hungry.
Then if you can spot Merry of Pippin, Gimli is Fierce.
’Salted Pork’?
Yay Fierce companions ftw! |
'On and on old war shall go,
Without respite my blood will flow
O’er your eyes ‘til they cannot see
The impossibility of victory.'
MR. Lurtzy's Have/Wants |
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| Anautikus |
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:10 am |
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Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 687
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Vanity of Legolas
Possession
Strength + 100
Bearer must be Legolas. He gains pretty boy.
Legolas cannot be assigned to a skirmish.
I’m so pretty, oh so pretty... |
My Haves/Wants
Let's Trade!
"Don't waste your time, or time will waste you..." |
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| AgentDrake |
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:39 am |
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Joined: 01 Apr 2007
Posts: 667
Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
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 •Fangirl Horde
Followers
Aid - Spot Legolas.
Bearer must be Legolas.
He gains every keyword.
Each time Legolas wins a skirmish, uses a special ability, speaks a line, draws a breath, or does anything at all, this follower gains swooned.
Fangirl: "He’s so pretty, oh so pretty..." |
| Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true. |
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| NappyKorn |
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:12 am |
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Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 552
Location: USA
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Dwarven Brewery
Condition
Each companion gains Damage +10.
Fellowship: If you have initiative and can spot a Dwarf, you may play this card from your draw deck.
Response: Each time your companion with damage bonuses wins a skirmish, your opponent must chug a stein of ale for each damage bonus that Companion has.
Can not be discarded or removed from game if you can spot Shire Brewery.
"Site 3, What happened at site 2" |
No Room
Collection 4 Sale
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:23 am |
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Location: United States
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• Gimli, Boisterous Brewer
Companion • Dwarf
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Booze +1. Hunter of Beer.
At the start of the fellowship phase, you may exert Gimli to play a alcoholic beverage from your draw deck.
Never trust an Elf... erm, to brew beer. Beer is for the *hiccup* Dwarves. |
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