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| macheteman |
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Ok, does anyone else find the old question: Which came first the chicken or the egg? to be the most ridiculous question ever? I mean, it doesn’t matter how you believe the world came into being, the chicken had to come first. if you believe evolution, the chicken had to evolve before the eggs were laid. and if you believe creation, God created a mature earth. so no matter what, the chicken comes first.
wow. i actually got worked up about that. now i feel stupid.
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| Shieldmaiden |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:33 am |
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LOL, what is it with you and chickens? I think you have an obsession. 
I do agree with your reasoning, makes sense to me!  |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:06 am |
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The Chicken or the Egg?
Answer: God.
He can do what he wants, maybe he made both at the same time. Doesnt matter. |
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| mm doughnuts |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:32 am |
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| The question should be the chicken or the chicken egg. As it is, if an egg of any animal was first, the egg is first. Other than that, I agree with mm. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:12 am |
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| sickofpalantirs |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:27 pm |
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lol. i DO have a chicken obsession. if someone says "what’s that?" or something, you will most likely hear me say: "A chicken!!!"
and anytime someone says "where?" i will say: "Wisconsin!!!"
but yeah, lem0n is right, supposing that God created the earth, the egg could have been created simultaneously.
but still, i think everyone sees my point... (as stupid as that point may be. lol.)
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:38 pm |
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from a purely theological standpoint God probably made fully grown chickens, similar to how he made Adam fully grown....I do wonder how long it took early men to figure out that chickens tasted good.....
along that line of thought, do you ever wonder how certain things got started?
Like who first thought of things and why....things that aren’t fun...like oh guillotines or spinach.. |
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| AnxiousChieftain |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:47 pm |
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bobtheorc wrote: things that aren’t fun...like oh guillotines or spinach..
Try frying spinach in olive oil, sprinkling on parmesan cheese and adding some salt. Tastes SOOOO good!
And to stay on topic, I would be inclined to think the chicken came first, but honestly we can’t know and God could do it whatever way he wanted.
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:59 pm |
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Chicken came first. But what if the egg was first.....? SLAPS HIMSELF!!! enough of that.
OK the chicken came first. My schizophrenia was just bothering me some.
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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs would be layed in a week and a half? |
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