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| Sam-Wise |
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Samzions Trictonites are going to NBardania to settle a little (Cough, cough, cough) with them.
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:13 pm |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:06 pm |
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| Hippoheaven "kindly" asks Nbardania and Samzion to stop these acts of war. If necessary we will ask TIR to help us in putting your countries in lockdown. if worse comes to worse we will distribute catnip to Samzion and use your own kitties against you. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:50 pm |
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The Imperator of TIR thows up his arms in frustration and bellows out "WHY CAN’T YOU ALL @#$%-ING GET ALONG?!?"
Then, after a few deep breaths, realizes it’s because everyone either has WMDs pointed at eachother or delusions of grandeur. Or both.
We encourage Ingoldania to sign the peace treaty, as they lose nothing, having been willing to engage in such treaty before NBardania’s response.
We also give vague hints that we will aid HippoHeaven in "halting" the conflict between NBardania and Samzion. Methods and degree of aid were unspecified, but you can bet it involves either antimatter or disease. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:25 am |
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Hippoheaven agrees with the Imperator. But just between you and hippo, they don’t mind the chance to use their weaponry  |
Last edited by Frank_the_Hippo on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:31 am; edited 1 time in totalhippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
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| Merrick_Hale |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:30 am |
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AgentDrake wrote: We encourage Ingoldania to sign the peace treaty, as they lose nothing, having been willing to engage in such treaty before NBardania’s response.
Vive la Revolution!
Vive la Resistance!
<Agents from Moderatorland sneak into El Presidente’s bedroom while he is sleeping with a long hat pin and a vial. They stick the hat pin in El Presidente’s overinflated ego, deflating it. While it is deflating, they capture some of the essence in the vial and take it back to their secret labs to reproduce.>
Moderatorland issues essence of El Presidente’s ego to all parties (except Nbardania, the petty dictator there has enough already). Be warned, this is the most powerful WMD issued to date. Please use it responsibly. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:32 am |
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Hippoheaven places the ego in a vault guarded by commando hippos, kitties, and h1 tanks. There politicians already have enough thinking they can keep Nbardania from attacking people.
Hippoheaven asks moderatorland for a non-agression pact. |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:39 am |
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Merrick_Hale wrote:
Vive la Revolution!
Vive la Resistance!
<Agents from Moderatorland sneak into El Presidente’s bedroom while he is sleeping with a long hat pin and a vial. They stick the hat pin in El Presidente’s overinflated ego, deflating it. While it is deflating, they capture some of the essence in the vial and take it back to their secret labs to reproduce.>
Moderatorland issues essence of El Presidente’s ego to all parties (except Nbardania, the petty dictator there has enough already). Be warned, this is the most powerful WMD issued to date. Please use it responsibly.
  Brilliant MH. Simply brilliant. AND accurate (sort of). |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:23 pm |
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NBardanian agents in Moderatorland are instructed to overthrow the government.
The following day dawns with the deaths of Merrick_Hale, Anonymous Prodigy, and Felipe Musco.
Moderatorland signs a treaty agreeing not to interfere with international politics and begins its decline from the world’s superpower.
NBardanian agents sneak into Samzion and Hippo Heaven and destroy the weapons of mass destruction. Having been assured of the destruction of their threats, NBardania withdraws its troops from all foreign bases and stations them on their borders. NBardania also adopts an isolationist policy of "you don’t attack me, I don’t blow you off the face of the earth, and vice versa."
NBardania, however, keeps its spy network to be on the lookout for anti-NBardanian sentiments.
NBardania would like to remind the world of its superior military and jamming devices, but would also like to inform the world that they will no longer interfere militarily except in the case of an attack on NBardania or one of its allies.
NBardania also asks Ingoldania to sign a non-agression pact and asks its allies to form a trade alliance for mutual economic prosperity. |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:13 pm |
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TIR Drakesmark gets a sudden idea from NBardania’s assassinations.
Such idea could be called unethical; immoral; lone-wolf; treacherous; irresponsible; twisted; et cetera.
We prefer to call it "expedient."
TIR Drakesmark reveals that the supposedly assassinated persons are, in fact, still alive. The three re-take their positions within the Moderatorland government, and their supposed corpses disappear without trace.
Why they were in TIR Drakesmark to begin with was left unexplained, as is the disappearance of three Drakesmark assassin bombs just large enough to vaporize the three corpses, but DNA tests indicate that these are, in fact, the three ’killed’ persons.
In other news, Drakesmark also officially announces that we have successfully cloned some ...sheep... which we have named "Antonius Polly" "Fredrique Moscow" and "Mary Hail."
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