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| NBarden |
 Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:24 pm |
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Well....it began as mm’s idea. But I like it. So I’m running with it.
The Constitution of NBardania
Preamble
We the people of the territory of NBardania in order to preserve anarchy and all around chaos, from which, and only which, we can derive true and perfect order, do hereby lay down the following laws for governing ourselves (or lack thereof).
Article 1- Boundaries
NBardania is the said virtual territory existing on CobraCards. the center of the territory is the mind of NBarden and the distance around his mind of the ranger of a .30-06, with complete control of the territory being its effective range, or approximately 1000 yards of virtual space, and arbitrary control over the ground of which the maximum distance a 30-06 bullet can travel, or approximately 4500 yards of virtual space. Thus, the area over which the sovereign government of NBardania excercises total control is 3,140,000 square yards or approximately 1.01 squre miles, while arbitrary control is held over a territory the span of 63,585,000 square yards or approximately 20 and 1/2 miles in virtual space from the location of NBarden’s mind.
Article 2- Laws for Governing NBardania
Section 1- Official Ammunition of the State
All citizens and visitors of this country are hereby issued a .30-06 caliber rifle along with several hundred rounds of ammunition, as well as a special NBardania issued handgun chambered in the .30-06 cartridge. All parties are responsible for their self-defense upon entering the dominion of NBardania.
Section 2- Taxes
To provide for government funding of arms to the populace, a territory-wide sales tax on any caliber of ammunition except .30-06 is hereby implemented at the rate of 2%. Taxation on all alcohol and tobacco is 10%, and the tax rate on everything else excepting food is 4%.
Section 3- Orderly Debate
All opinions must be expressed while the party expressing said opinion is armed with a .30-06 firearm, either rifle or handgun. All parties not found in possession of a .30-06 firearm are subject to arrest by the Secret Police of NBardania (SPN).
Section 4- Mindless Junk that the Constitution Must Include
No killing, stealing, or smoking pot, dope, or any other substance that the Secret Police may deem harmful. That should cover just about everything. Any laws deemed necessary may be formulated by the SPN at any time, provided they leave adequate notice to the citizens of NBardania as determined by the Supreme Court of NBardania or El Presidente, NBarden.
Article 3- The Secret Police
The Secret Police of NBardania (hereafter referred to as SPN), shall be outfitted at the expense of the state and have the power to enforce all said laws. In addition to carrying government issued .30-06 weapons, the SPN shall also be issued 10 gauge sawed-off shotguns, tasers and hancuffs. The Super-power Weapons Anhiliation Team (hereafter referred to as SWAT) branch of the SPN shall be issued nuclear tipped rocket launchers, rocket propelled grenades, and bazookas.
Signed, this day, November 3rd, 2007
El Presidente,
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:31 pm |
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The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark would like to open diplomatic relations with NBardania for the purchase of weapons to build up our armies for inva...
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Er, I mean...
...We’d like to buy some grain, if that’s all right.
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:22 pm |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:22 am |
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AgentDrake wrote: The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark would like to open diplomatic relations with NBardania for the purchase of weapons to build up our armies for inva...
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Er, I mean...
...We’d like to buy some grain, if that’s all right.
Seeing as how both of our countries exist on a seperate warped plane of reality, there is no grain.
However, we are open to diplomacy. Once we lay your country to waste, we’ll negotiate terms for your survival. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:23 am |
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| The sovereign city of Sopville is interested in an alliance. |
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| AnxiousChieftain |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:56 am |
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Frank_the_Hippo wrote: The sovereign city of Sopville is interested in an alliance.
Wait. is Hippo really SoP in disguise???? His signature has a link to one of BtO’s photos, and BtO is SoP’s brother.... 
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:51 pm |
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Sorry I logged into my friends account. He doesn’t use photobucket. He said we could use it too if we wanted too.
But i never gave him permission to make diplomacy on my behalf. I will have to yell at him  |
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:52 pm |
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| Hmm...the mystery of Frank deepens... |
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:48 pm |
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Frank_the_hippo : Bobtheorc quite synonymous, ain’t it?
The Grey Havens suggests a non-aggression pact, with NBardania. It’s people will take a vote. Should the vote pass, Grey Havens and NBardania will become the most powerful countries of the world.
Hey NBardania Is it all right that the Representative Elves bring bows and arrows and/or Fire of Orthanc to the signing of the treaty, rather than .30 calibre rifles? |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:46 pm |
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NBarden wrote: AgentDrake wrote: The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark would like to open diplomatic relations with NBardania for the purchase of weapons to build up our armies for inva...
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Er, I mean...
...We’d like to buy some grain, if that’s all right.
Seeing as how both of our countries exist on a seperate warped plane of reality, there is no grain.
However, we are open to diplomacy. Once we lay your country to waste, we’ll negotiate terms for your survival.
I sense a mild amount of hostility, here.
Perhaps the Imperial Republic of Drakesmark ought to begin looking elsewhere for allies.... |
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