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| Gate Troll |
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| The I.T.A declares war on NBardania. They are attacked with a telepathic bomb which muddles with their minds and convinces them that they are sheep. By the time the effects wear off they will have no knowledge of the ...um, incident... |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:05 pm |
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AgentDrake wrote: TIR Drakesmark gets a sudden idea from NBardania’s assassinations.
Such idea could be called unethical; immoral; lone-wolf; treacherous; irresponsible; twisted; et cetera.
We prefer to call it "expedient."
TIR Drakesmark reveals that the supposedly assassinated persons are, in fact, still alive. The three re-take their positions within the Moderatorland government, and their supposed corpses disappear without trace.
Why they were in TIR Drakesmark to begin with was left unexplained, as is the disappearance of three Drakesmark assassin bombs just large enough to vaporize the three corpses, but DNA tests indicate that these are, in fact, the three ’killed’ persons.
In other news, Drakesmark also officially announces that we have successfully cloned some ...sheep... which we have named "Antonius Polly" "Fredrique Moscow" and "Mary Hail."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s hilarious!
NBardania, although continuing with its isolationist policy has been attacked and feels compelled to defend itself.
The spy network within the ITA is ordered to assassinate all government officials.
NBardania also orders its army of...sheep...to the border to defend against ITA aggression.
NBardania also deploys a nuclear bomb to destroy the capital city.
NBardania also unleashes its zombie army in an apocalyptic climax...
and places the country under complete power lockdown.
So...if you’re not vaporized, you’re stuck in the dark while an army of zombies is invading your city. Without leadership.
Have fun.
NBardania promises to withdraw the attack as soon as ITA signs a non-agression treaty.
NBardania also retreats back into Isolationism. |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:10 pm |
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Moderatorland issues armies of sheep to all empires. For $9.95 extra, we’ll make them rabid. Sheep and / or rabid sheep warfare is encouraged.
Ba-a-a-ah. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:12 pm |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:14 pm |
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TIR Drakesmark, however, is not pleased that their allies are under the impression that they are sheep.
The following message airs over the BBC:
Nations of CobraCards:
Hail!
I, Imperator of Drakesmark, have long stuggled to maintain peace amongst you, even during the near catastrophe of the Ingoldanian incident.
But now a nation -- the Imperial Troll Alliance -- has made a blatant attack against our close (though mildly eccentric) ally, NBardania.
We have clearly established our Pax Romana policy: the Peace of Rome.
Those who violate peace invite destruction upon themselves.
The ITA’s psychological assault on NBardania will not go unpunished by the international community.
We advise all foreigners within the ITA to leave immediately.
Our bioweapons are being unleashed as I speak, and our viral assassin bombs are in the process of striking all ITA psych-bomb factories.
We are also anti-matter bombing the ITA’s psychopshysics laboratories. All psychobomb technology in the ITA is in the process of erupting and undergoing the process of annihilation as I speak. (Annihilation in its technical sense: ceaseing to exist when coming into contact with its negative; antimatter in this case.) We do not know the psychological effect this will have on the ITA, nor do we care; they have brought it upon themselves.
The ITA is also under the lockdown of the NBardian isolationist superpower.
I stress to you that the measures which I have outlined above are the only measures which Drakesmark will take, unless further hostile action should be made, as the threat is neutralized.
(With that, the report returns to our favorite citrus-headed news reporter)
Oh, and we enthusiastically thank Moderatorland for the sheep.
We don’t feel it is necessary to purchase the rabies, however, as we have plenty of our own. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:33 pm |
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NBardania announces its intent to dig a huge ditch around its borders and fill it with seawater.
NBardania also orders numerous palm trees from various tropical areas and begins building beach houses on its borders.
NBardania then uses its technology to cause several controlled earthquakes, making NBardania seperate from the mainland and form its own tropical Island.
The NBardanian govenment has taken the name "The Pirates who Don’t Do Anything" and commenced building a large fleet of modern-day pirate ships, while providing its bureaucrats with large, overstuffed leather lounge chairs to reinforce the idea that they do nothing.
The country’s citizens, however, are doing stuff. NBardania has become the nations number 2 exporter of aquatic chickens (after Wisconsin) and has secured a deal to be the sole distributer of Wisconsonian Aquatic Chickens (meaing we have a monopoly! 
NBardania also adopts a new flag (pictured below) and motto ("And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall")
NBardania, El Sheepish Presidente |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:57 pm |
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NBarden wrote: I’ll pay the $9.95.
Rabid sheep shipment #1 is on the way, but will be delayed to the now-island location of NBardania. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Ap appears to still be alive...Hippoheaven tells drakesmark that Nbardania seems qutie capable to defending themselves seeing as they have tendencies to make impossible weaponry very very fast.
Hippoheaven decides that they are wasting their time with trying to promote peace, gives all their weapons and commandoes (kitty sheep and hippo) to TIR drakesmark, and all become hermits in their rivers to ponder the deep mysteries of life. |
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if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:00 pm |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:03 pm |
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| hippohermitage ponders this turn of events. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
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if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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