Okay, now things are just getting weird....
And I thought turning AP, MH, and FM into sheep was bad enough.

Wait, I was turned into sheep?!? When did this happen? And most importantly, HOW?

<Agents from Moderatorland sneak into El Presidente’s bedroom while he is sleeping with a long hat pin and a vial. They stick the hat pin in El Presidente’s overinflated ego, deflating it. While it is deflating, they capture some of the essence in the vial and take it back to their secret labs to reproduce.>

Moderatorland issues essence of El Presidente’s ego to all parties (except Nbardania, the petty dictator there has enough already). Be warned, this is the most powerful WMD issued to date. Please use it responsibly.

NBardanian agents in Moderatorland are instructed to overthrow the government.

The following day dawns with the deaths of Merrick_Hale, Anonymous Prodigy, and Felipe Musco.

TIR Drakesmark gets a sudden idea from NBardania’s assassinations.
Such idea could be called unethical; immoral; lone-wolf; treacherous; irresponsible; twisted; et cetera.
We prefer to call it "expedient."

TIR Drakesmark reveals that the supposedly assassinated persons are, in fact, still alive. The three re-take their positions within the Moderatorland government, and their supposed corpses disappear without trace.

Why they were in TIR Drakesmark to begin with was left unexplained, as is the disappearance of three Drakesmark assassin bombs just large enough to vaporize the three corpses, but DNA tests indicate that these are, in fact, the three ’killed’ persons.

In other news, Drakesmark also officially announces that we have successfully cloned some ...sheep... which we have named "Antonius Polly" "Fredrique Moscow" and "Mary Hail."

Wait, I was turned into sheep?!? When did this happen? And most importantly, HOW?

In short, M_H made the NBardanian government mad, I killed you, and AD cloned you into a sheep.

After GT’s attack, I dropped a psycho bomb that made his citizens think they were paramecium, wear tutus, and sing Mary Had A Little Lamb backwards while pounding their heads against the ground.

In short, M_H made the NBardanian government mad, I killed you, and AD cloned you into a sheep.

After GT’s attack, I dropped a psycho bomb that made his citizens think they were paramecium, wear tutus, and sing Mary Had A Little Lamb backwards while pounding their heads against the ground.

In other words, your people think that they’re sheep and my people think they are paramecium. I propose a peace treaty. We trade antidotes and go back to making weapons of mass destruction and huge armies. What do you say?