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| bobtheorc |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:51 pm |
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The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark sends an official delegation (complete with inoculations against all known efficient viral bioweapons) to Ingoldania on a diplomatic mission to attempt to reduce the potential tensions between Ingoldania and Drakesmark.
Our offer is to trade biotechnological information in a mutually beneficial exchange of knowledge and technology. In return, Ingoldania should send ambassadors out to NBardania in an honest attempt to diffuse the situation.
Edit: And we also recognize the neutrality of the Orcs of Bobsland with economic aid. (AKA, have a  ) |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:58 am |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:17 am |
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| The ITA (Imperial Troll Alliance) hereby proposes a alliance with Ingoldania for our mutual benefit and the complete destruction of, um, two unmentioned hostile nations. The ITA also proposes a trade embargo of those same nations, (in other words no more for the aforementioned nations) and proposes a trade agreement (you give me a I’ll give you one). |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:57 pm |
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ingoldania has created innoculations to several viruses, and our scientists arestanding by for an emergency. Ingoldania has accepted a friendly alliance from the Imperial Home Alliance, but not to make a move of hostility (just yet) against NBardania and Drakesmark.
Ambassadors were sent once with friendly ambissions to NBardania and were kicked out (by the way it sounded). Ingoldania has attempted friendly terms, and will do so again. Two more ambassadors have been sent, but this time with a small guard. Not in an act of hostility, but protection.
Ingoldania will keep all weapon systems online, for the time being (due to the threat made by NBardania), until the terms of current alliance or piece treaties have been made.
We will agree to take the innoculations if Drakesmark does so first (just in case), and will give in exchange a few innoculations to our chemical weapons. |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:21 pm |
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the raiders of the gilded machete send their greetings to all nations, and request that all nations turn over their weapons, or else face immediate, and complete, and total, and unbearable tickling! this tickling will not cease until all arms have been turned over to the raiders of the gilded machete, and even then all nation who resisted initial tickling will be placed under a strict tickle watch. if a nation fails to turn over their ams, all citizens of that nation will be beaten to death, then burned alive, and after that be tickled for the rest of eternity.
the Lord of the gilded machete has spoken!
and don’t try to attack us either. we could be in your closet, eating your chickens!!! |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:03 pm |
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ingoldania will not hand over their weapons, but we offer you friendship.
ingoldania gladly excepts samzion’s offer of friendship. |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:09 pm |
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macheteman wrote:
and don’t try to attack us either. we could be in your closet, eating your chickens!!!
That’s all right. The chickens of Drakesmark are filled to the gills with Bird Flu and other viral agents. You’re welcome to eat them if you really want to. 
Drakesmark respects Ingoldania’s prudence in ensuring the safety of the inoculations first.  Our ambassadors will sample the materials at Ingoldania’s inspection before handing over the inoculations and other technologies. We request that Ingoldania do the same with their own offered biotechnologies.
We also encourage patience on the part of our ally NBardania.
Let’s see... have I missed anything? This is getting complicated.  |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:14 pm |
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all the citizens of drakesmark and ingoldania are now under intense tickling, they can’t do anything else until they surrender their weapons. and the bird flu chinckens were delicious! it put the QUACK in chicken!
wait... |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:31 pm |
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ingoldania has seen that gilded machete has no intentions of peace, so ingoldania has subdued threats currently rising within the country. we give the gilded machete one last chance to become our ally or risk being attacked in some dirty and underhanded way.
Ingoldania appreciates Drakesmark response and will be happy to test our materials first in the company of Drakesmark’s ambassadors. We send our gratitude to Drakesmark for their kindness and understanding. |
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