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| macheteman |
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ingold55 wrote: ingoldania has seen that gilded machete has no intentions of peace, so ingoldania has subdued threats currently rising within the country. we give the gilded machete one last chance to become our ally or risk being attacked in some dirty and underhanded way. 
you can’t do that you’re being tickled too hard  |
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| Merrick_Hale |
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:00 am |
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| If ever neutral arbitration is required, the Right Honorable Merrick_Hale from the neutral territory of Haleland will be available to preside over said proceedings. |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:02 am |
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| On this day, November 8th, 2007 the ITA’s senate has unanimously approved a declaration of war on the sovereign country of the Gilded Machete. Prepare to be pwned... |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:08 pm |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:52 pm |
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ITA is hereby ordered by the triple alliance to cease and desist all hostilities against the neutral country of Gilded Machete under penalty of a UN Sanction.
Or all-out war, depending on what mood I am in at the time.
Ingoldania, you are hereby ordered to demobilize your army or otherwise show that you have no hostile intentions against members of the triple alliance under penalty of either UN Sanctions or complete destruction via nuclear firestorm. |
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| Felipe Musco |
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:24 pm |
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On the verge of nuclear war, Moderatorland’s ministers have declared the situation too dangerous, and are hereby imposing a diplomatic embargo to all negotiations for the next 24 hours.  |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:39 am |
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| Moderatorland’s Ministers have hereby revoked the 24-hour diplomatic embargo. Nuclear warfare is encouraged. Moderatorland issues a standard nuclear weapons gift package to all empires. |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:49 am |
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Gate Troll wrote: On this day, November 8th, 2007 the ITA’s senate has unanimously approved a declaration of war on the sovereign country of the Gilded Machete.
we aren’t a country. we’re raiders.
ingold55 wrote: macheteman wrote: ingold55 wrote: ingoldania has seen that gilded machete has no intentions of peace, so ingoldania has subdued threats currently rising within the country. we give the gilded machete one last chance to become our ally or risk being attacked in some dirty and underhanded way.
you can’t do that you’re being tickled too hard
I have a few people that aren’t ticklish. (It is possible, and my ally ITA came to my aid.
you caused heavy mental casualties. my people are now carrying .50 cal handguns around with them, checking their closets. I hope you are satisfied!  
all those who are unticklish will be kept in carbon freeze.
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:54 am |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:05 pm |
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The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark is pleased at Moderatorland’s gifts, and promises to use them promptly.
We hereby send off our official ambassadors to Ingoldania, warning of our war-mongering ally NBardania’s devious plans.
Meanwhile, we send off ambassadors to said war-mongering ally (NBardania) to give them what bioweapons technology we have developed based on information provided by Ingoldania.
NBardania now has increased defenses against Ingoldanian bioweaponry, and Ingoldania has increased strategic knowledge of NBardania’s "triple alliance’s" military stratagems.
(The point here being to prevent war, if possible. If not, to make it as huge a spectacle as possible for the entertainment of the Drakesmark civilian population.) |
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