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| NBarden |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:29 pm |
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| Moderatorland issues a plague-infested dead body gift package to all empires. Biological warfare is encouraged. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:40 pm |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:05 pm |
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Drakesmark sends great thanks to Moderatorland for the nukes dead bodies, in the form of a 
Next, we use our biotech to re-animate the corpses and create our own Plague-Infested Zombie Army, armed with nuclear warheads
We also change our official Military Motto to:
"If the plague doesn’t get you, the zombies will." |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:10 pm |
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NBardania begins negotiations with Drakesnark for acquiring the zombie reanimation system.
In the meantime, NBardania raises the sales tax on liquor and tobacco to 200% and begins exporting .30-06 handguns.
With the extra inflow of cash, NBardania becomes the world’s economic powerhouse and begins building F-35 JSF and F/A-22 Raptors along with a huge drone army.
Ingoldania is yet again ordered to disarm or face an apocalyptic invasion of zombies, drones, and F-35 JSFs. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:19 pm |
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EL EXECUTIVE OFF OF EL PRESIDENTE
The nation of Ingoldania has refused to negotiate the disarmament of their army and the 48 hour deadline has elapsed even with a 20 minute extension. NBardania.
Thus, NBardania declares Ingoldania a threat to the national security of NBardania and hereby delivers an ultimatum. Our nuclear defense system is compelete, our Neutron bombs developed, our bio warfare is ready, our zombie armies are in the process of reanimation. ingold55, you have 2 hours to capitulate and surrender your territory to NBardania and flee the country or face utter and certain destruction.
The time begins now, at 11:19 AM CST. You have until 1:19 PM. |
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| Merrick_Hale |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:41 pm |
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And suddenly, as if in a very strange knockoff of a Monty Python script, time stops.
A narrator’s voice is heard saying "Now knock it off you two" and the screen is replaced with a happy picture of deer and rabbits frolicking in a sylvan glade.
Calm music is heard in the background and everyone decides that it is time for a long, soothing nap in the warm, fragrant spring air. |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:47 pm |
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But then Merrick woke up and realized that the empires of Cobra were still at war.
*Unlocked.* 
<I’ll allow it with one slight addition - >
When the armies returned from their blissful 7 minute slumber, they found that the barrel of each gun had a single rose in it. Each nuclear weapon was draped with a blanket of daisies, and each zombie had a wreath of lilac and rosemary. The non-reanimated human soldiers all thought this last was most fortunate as it helped cover up the stench of decaying flesh so prevalent around the zombie hordes.
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:33 pm |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:44 pm |
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Ingoldania, I graciously extended the deadline an additional 2 hours, and you have not responded. My patience has run out.
NBardania hereby declares all out war against Ingoldania and launches a nuclear salvo of neutron bomb-tipped cruise missles against the capital of Ingoldania, followed by JSF and cruise missile precision strikes against the remaining large cities.
Ingoldania is expected to be completely secured within the following 24hrs. Until that time, keep the Missile Defense system as well as the AAA at ready for any counterattacks, initiate a power blackout along the border with jamming systems to prevent remote detonation of any warheads, and keep those bio-hazard suits on! |
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