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| sickofpalantirs |
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:03 pm |
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Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: somwhere, over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
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| thankfully for ingoldania. Sopville put thousands of tons of spam between the missiles and ingoldaniaan cities. the missiles harmlessly detonate. Then sopville cleverly uses diplomacy to secure non-aggression packs with all states. |
Sop's haves/ top wants
(mm)"SoP: you will always be the Official CC Spammer in my heart"
"DáinIronfoot"
Spammers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month. And yet, after a hundred years, they can still surprise you.  |
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| ingold55 |
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:10 pm |
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Joined: 10 Oct 2005
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Location: Out on the front line
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Ingoldania will not suspend weapons, due to the fact that the enemies have not suspended weapons. Our forces and weapons are all in place in case of an attack!
We will not strike unless struck!
Ingoldania has sent ambassadors to Drakesmark to secure peaceful terms. |
There is a power in this world beyond any of us, and Jesus is that power and The Savior.
this is my attempt to look cool.
Trade list (Want Balrogs and Aragorns) |
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| AgentDrake |
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:27 pm |
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Joined: 01 Apr 2007
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Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
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Drakesmark promises not to become militarily involved unless we are directly threatened by one party or the other, or by developing circumstances.
Meanwhile, we are expending huge amounts of resources on an unidentified military project of immense proportions to defend us from all hostile attack.
(And no, it’s not the Death Star.) |
| Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true. |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:51 pm |
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Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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Location: I don't know...
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Seeing as how the missiles were thwarted, the massive droid army of NBardania launches an attack on Ingoldania, closely supported by JSFs.
NBardania begins developing a sophisticated classified jamming system, which has the capability of completely shutting down any weaponry that any country in the world may activate.
More information about this when it becomes necessary to use it to prevent an attack on NBardania. |
-Trade With Me
Add the popcorn smiley to your sig, help it achieve world domination.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about?
As I lay in bed staring at the stars last night, I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation. |
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| Sam-Wise |
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:59 am |
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Samzion is sending a laughing gas bomb to Gilded Machete, for that unbearable tickling you sent on us.
My country has a high immunity to anything considering laughing, but that was just horrible
Be warnd, this laughing gas bomb can penetrate any shielding and withstand any gun or weapon that you may try to use on it. It will last until it has finished its course. This will last for two and a half days.
(So start practicing your laughing, for this will make you wet your bed.) |
My Greatest friend is Jesus Christ.
He's the source of all power.
X+3=8-2. {X=3}. I love little algebra problems! |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:03 am |
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| HippoHeaven says you are all being juvenile and asks there to be peace. hippoheaven deploys command hippoes to Ingoldania Samzion and Nbardian. to encourage peace, and in case that is unable to work destroy all leaders advocating war. With their unpenetrable hippo-skin armor, and their modified teeth that can crush titanium these are commandoes to be avoided. |
hippo is a cop. Hippo need your help. Help hippo
don't help hippo
if you chose help hippo, you can help by giving hints. Hippo knows rules not allow giving things away. |
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| Sam-Wise |
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:07 am |
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| Ingoldania, even though you did not accept my treaty, I will help you in your battle with NBardania. I am sending Trictonites ( that is, Samzion Air fighters) to help you. Everyone, beforwarnd, Trictonites are the second best air fighters. |
My Greatest friend is Jesus Christ.
He's the source of all power.
X+3=8-2. {X=3}. I love little algebra problems! |
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| Sam-Wise |
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:09 am |
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| I have peace with you, HippoHeaven. |
My Greatest friend is Jesus Christ.
He's the source of all power.
X+3=8-2. {X=3}. I love little algebra problems! |
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| NBarden |
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:16 pm |
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NBardania asks all neutral countries avoid intereference on behalf of anyone and not violate their neutrality.
This struggle is against Ingoldania and its allies and NBardania and its allies. Any further intereference may justify retaliation by the Triple Alliance.
NBardania hereby orders HippoHeaven to remove its agents from the country within 48 hours or face the consequences.
NBardania is pleased to announce completion of its sophisticated jamming system capable of shutting down any device operating on electronics anywhere in the world with pinpoint accuracy. |
-Trade With Me
Add the popcorn smiley to your sig, help it achieve world domination.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about?
As I lay in bed staring at the stars last night, I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation. |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:38 pm |
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Location: United States
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| Moderatorland issues whoopee cushions to all empires. Whoopee cushion warfare is encouraged. |
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