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| lem0nhead |
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| *I’m here reporting amidst scenes of chaos, where it seems Moderatorland have directly assaulted the free peoples of Hippoheaven with their own technology in an outright act of war. Tension is high on the front line as the peaceful Hippos await news of their governments decision based on this outrageously violent act. Surely it will mean a full scale retaliation against such brutality. Having already escalated the war worldwide with their whoopee cushion propaganda, Moderatorland, showing no regard for peace and unity, supplied all foreign entities with these hideous WoMD in direct contradiction to the Geneva convention and the pleas of the Gilded machete falling on deaf ears. This could potentially get out of hand as, in a right wing move, Hippoheaven seeks to ally itself with TIR Drakesmark which could form a huge coalition to oppose Moderatorland and from the ever present threat of NBardania. We’ll keep you upto date. More news later. This is lem0nhead. BBC news. HippoHeaven.* |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:00 am |
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| I’m just gonna sit here and continue to inhumanely develop an army of reanimated dead people. And other extremely dangerous weaponry such as AI robot soldiers by the trillion. And tanks. And more tanks. And a whole fleet of spacecraft. And whatever my insane scientists are developing next. |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:57 am |
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| NBardania hereby orders Ingoldania to disarm. You are under lockdown. You cannot run any power in your country at all. Your citizens will die if you don’t surrender. Disarm, and we will leave you alone, otherwise, we’ll have to obliterate you. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:15 pm |
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| Thankfully hippoheaven was talking about a figurative stick, and thus survived the figurative beating unharmed. We still pursue and alliance with Drakesmark, and also begin to pursue diplomatic relations with Nbardania. |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:20 pm |
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| *This just in. A potentially explosive situation has been narrowly avoided after Hippoheaven survived a tense confrontation with Moderatorland. In other news NBardania continues its tyranny, threatening to unleash its ridiculous (and quite frankly impossible) levels of firepower on innocent colonies. We’ll keep you upto date* |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:36 pm |
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NBardania would like to clear up a misconception on their activities in Ingoldania. NBardania hates this war as much as they do. However, being forced to act, NBardania had no choice but to protect their national security, in light of Ingoldania’s arms buildup and threats to use those arms against the sovereign nation of NBardania.
NBardania has currently ceased all violent warfare, having developed technology able to jam an entire countries power grid. Ingoldania is currently under lockdown, thus proving that we do NOT want violence. We will keep Ingoldania under electronic lockdown until they agree to disarm.
NBardania does NOT demand the cession of Ingoldania to NBardania, as we originally did, because direct control over Ingoldanian affairs are no longer necessary with NBardania’s technological advances capable of effortlessly disarming any threat to our national security from that sector.
NBardania does NOT have expansionist ideals, except for the relatively minor seizure of an uninhabited desert wasteland on our borders that nobody wanted. However, that is simply for testing our weapons technology, seeing as how our country prior to that encompassed about 1 square mile (which is not big enough to test nuclear weapons).
To further illustrate the point that we do NOT want hostilities, Ingoldanian prisoners are hereby freed to return to their homeland, as the jamming of their power grid renders them incapable of strikes against us.
Thank you.
NBarden, El Presidente |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:59 pm |
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TIR Drakesmark gladly accepts peaceful relations with HippoHeaven.
We also are currently providing Ingoldania with emergency aid to prevent NBardania’s lockdown from having unfortunate non-military consequences on the civilian population. Aid includes supplies, such as food and water, and medical aid.
Said medical aid does not include bioweapons. 
We regret that, due to circumstances, we are unable to provide Ingoldania with the means of advancing their own defense, however we feel that it is better for all involved if the ceasefire holds for the time being.
TIR Drakesmark also encourages media coverage of the war by sending a gift of 1  to the famed BBC reporter Lem0nhead for his excellent coverage of the erupting conflicts. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:20 pm |
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| Anonymous Prodigy |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:29 pm |
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| Moderatorland issues large fleece pillows to all empires. Fleece pillow warfare is encouraged. |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:53 pm |
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| I must warn you, El Presidente, cease all hostilities with the sovereign country of Ingoldania or I will attack. I have not yet declared war upon you, but your act of hostility will not be ignored by the I.T.A. Beware. |
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