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| AgentDrake |
 Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:36 am |
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TIR Drakesmark is willing to open trade negotiations with NBardania.
We also warn the Troll Alliance that NBardania has ceased active hostilities, and that any attack on either of our allies involved in the conflict -- NBardania or Inglodania -- will result in viral antimatter assassin bomb strikes by TIR Drakesmark.
Having said that, we do strongly encourage non-military aid to Ingoldania. |
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| lem0nhead |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:39 am |
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* Im here reporting directly from TIR Drakesmark as it seems unsafe to broadcast anywhere else in the current hostile political environment. In a shocking turn of events Moderatorland has continue its arms development and universally equipped all factions with more weapons of mass destruction. What these nations will do with their new fleece pillows may not bear thinking about.
Occupying all our attention is the imminent threat from the Troll Alliance against NBardania as the situation is on the verge of boiling over. NBardania in a ruthless power mad frenzy has complete (and if you ask me unrealistic) control of the sovereign of Ingoldania. In an attempt to avert this flashpoint TIRD is aiding the peoples of Ingoldania but is aware of the danger of military action during an unsteady alliance with El Presidente. Though backed by the support of Hippoheaven it could turn nasty quickly.
The situation is on a knife point and tension is high across all the nations.
We bring you more live coverage later.
This is lem0nhead, BBC news, The Imperial Republic of Drakesmark.*
The BBC appreciates the private funding it has received from the TIRD but decided the information should not be made public over a broadcast for fear of claims of bias. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:25 am |
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| Hippoheaven thanks Drakesmark for opening friendly diplomatic relations. And announces completion of their H12 hippo helicopters. |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:29 am |
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| The I.T.A. wishes for a conference with Hippoheaven to discuss a possible alliance for mutual benefits. |
| "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains that victory."-George S. Patton. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:45 pm |
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| Hippoheaven reminds that ITA that they will generally not attack, as they, unlike, humans do not believe in silly escalation of impossible to build weapons. They will rely on their commandoes and good diplomatic relations. (and of course their secret weapon) as their H1 tanks and H12 helicopters could be out-matched be sheer force of numbers. However we will open diplomatic relations. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:41 pm |
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Gate Troll wrote: I must warn you, El Presidente, cease all hostilities with the sovereign country of Ingoldania or I will attack. I have not yet declared war upon you, but your act of hostility will not be ignored by the I.T.A. Beware.
All hostilities have ceased completely. But the ceasefire is uneasy, and until Ingoldania renounces all intent of hostility towards NBardania, we will not leave.
The political pressure is huge, but this is our final agreeement. Ingoldania, renounce all intentions of hostility and sign a treaty acknowledging peace or face continued lockdown and a possible recommencement of hostilities. |
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| Gate Troll |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:03 pm |
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| Have a GP, NBarden. |
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| Frank_the_Hippo |
| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:18 pm |
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Hippoheaven cordially suggest to Nbardania that they remove all signs of hostility towards Ingoldania. Hippoheaven thinks this will promote peace more that lockdown.
Though this is not a threat, Hippoheaven will, if necessary, use force to remove the lockdown, but will do nothing more than that. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:22 am |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:32 am |
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| TIR Drakesmark has begun to wonder if Ingoldania has the means of offering to cease hostilities if thier power is completely down? How are they supposed to communicate their "surrender" with NBardania? |
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