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Which is better?
| Wisconsin |
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| [ 5 ] 45% |
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| Celebrimbor |
 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:48 pm |
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All the more reason not to vote for Wisconsin.
Bunnydaman: OK 2nd top corn producer. sheesh. |
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Celebrimbor wrote: Kansas:
Pros: Top corn producer in the U.S.
Cons: Flat as a pancake, and extremely warm and dry.
Eh, what? Top corn producer?
1. Ever been to Nebraska?
2. WE DON’T EVEN GROW CORN HERE!!!!!!
You must mean wheat.
Um...more pros.
TORNADOS! They’re awesome! As long as they don’t rip your house apart. They’re great to chase and fun to drive through. I’ve been called insane, BTW.
Its flat. Which means that you can get on a rural and go drag racing. The best part? THE COPS DON’T CARE! (As long as you don’t wreck).
DEER HUNTING! Awesome deer hunting here.
We have nuke bases here.
Ever changing weather. If you can’t decide what kind of weather you want, come to Kansas. Its AMAZING to watch temperature shifts and stuff like that.
Oh, and if you think we’re warm and dry, you must be from Washington or Oregon. Kansas is only hot to Yankees, and only dry to people who live in constant rain. You simply caught us in a drought this year, which, may I note, is also occuring in Atlanta and Virginia, and the rest of the country.
Another pro. We’re sitting on a huge underground FRESHWATER ocean. Which means we don’t have to ration. We just drill a well 20 feet down and presto. Water! |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:02 pm |
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two words: vicious aquatic chickens! wisconsin all the way, man, wisconsin is way more funny than kansas, and humor is where it’s all at right.
lem0nhead wrote: Wisconsin! Go aquatic chickens!
whoop! yeah, that’s the spirit lem0n!!!
bunnydaman wrote: i vote wisconsin.
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| NBarden |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:51 pm |
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| ingold55 |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:36 pm |
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Kansas is a pretty neat place... I have to admit it, Kansas is kind of cool. (literally at times.)  |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:53 pm |
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ingold55 wrote: Kansas is a pretty neat place... I have to admit it, Kansas is kind of cool. (literally at times.)
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:09 pm |
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and Wisconsin WINS!!! dance dance yeah!!!
 now, i want you all to go out and eat one big vicious aquatic chicken from wisconsin. that’s a tip, write it down kids...
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:19 pm |
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hmmm, should i add MORE little dancing guys?
to dance or not to dance that is the question! whether ’tis nobler to eat a dying chicken, or nobler still to eat a dying frog! Alas! when didst mine heart, so stricken with an heart attack, was rent in pieces by this grim choice before mine weeping eyes! the last doleful rays of light now sweeping below the distant horizon, gives ear to mine hearts noble cry! and what, when at last the rays have fallen, below the brim of the world, didst the echo of the duck’s quack in the mournful cave sing a sweet melody to my solemn tears.
hmm, i think i rival Shakespeare if i may say so myself! a bunch of words, that are nigh incomprehensible to the average teen-aged mind! |
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| AgentDrake |
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:49 pm |
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May the unholy Sword of Ridiculousness strike you down! 
...although, you seem to have done a pretty good job of that yourself:
Quote: to dance or not to dance that is the question! whether ’tis nobler to eat a dying chicken, or nobler still to eat a dying frog! Alas! when didst mine heart, so stricken with an heart attack, was rent in pieces by this grim choice before mine weeping eyes! the last doleful rays of light now sweeping below the distant horizon, gives ear to mine hearts noble cry! and what, when at last the rays have fallen, below the brim of the world, didst the echo of the duck’s quack in the mournful cave sing a sweet melody to my solemn tears.
Very nice.
I guess. |
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:08 pm |
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macheteman wrote:
to dance or not to dance that is the question! whether ’tis nobler to eat a dying chicken, or nobler still to eat a dying frog! Alas! when didst mine heart, so stricken with an heart attack, was rent in pieces by this grim choice before mine weeping eyes! the last doleful rays of light now sweeping below the distant horizon, gives ear to mine hearts noble cry! and what, when at last the rays have fallen, below the brim of the world, didst the echo of the duck’s quack in the mournful cave sing a sweet melody to my solemn tears.
hmm, i think i rival Shakespeare if i may say so myself! a bunch of words, that are nigh incomprehensible to the average teen-aged mind!
Awesome, man!
Either it is just me, or Wisconsonians have a weird accent.
ANNNNDDD go ahead and tell me how much I missed, but WHAT IS AN AQUATIC CHICKEN???
There, I’ve finally asked it. |
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