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| macheteman |
 Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:03 pm |
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30 Ways to Kill a Cow!!!
This is my latest film. it didn’t turn out as well as i would have liked. if you watch it, make sure you watch all the way to the end of the credits!!!
my friends little brothers always want me to make videos with them. i’m the dude who does the commercial which is trying to make fun of TV commercials. i’m also the one who shoots the bow. and i do most of the voice over.
my friend is the dude who eats the cow with chopsticks. and he’s one of the natives. lol.
the last scene i filmed afterwards, and the audio is hard to here, but what it says is: We’d like to show you the remaining ways to kill a cow, but unfortunately ’P’ ’E’ ’T’ ’A’, which i believe stands for People for the Extreme Testing of Animals, got a hold of these films, and burned them. With fire. My sincere apologies to anyone who saw this program.
anyways, there are a few interesting things we threw in. like during the execution scenes we put a ketchup bottle in the shot. the bow that i shoot was the one i made myself. (it shoots like 75 yards.) and that is my wonderfully cute puppy Zena who plays as "Fido". the phone number that i give a bajillion times belongs to someone who prank called my cell phone 3 times in one day. but i saved their number in my phone and used it for this movie. so i’d LOVE it if ya’ll called that number and asked them for an aquatic chicken!!! (and plaid shorts...)
oh, and any feedback/criticism like jargon is appreciated. |
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| bunnydaman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:24 pm |
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nice LOL
i could tell the person doing the add was you, becuse you mentioned PLAID SHORTS!!!!! |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:54 pm |
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| yeah, i threw the plaid shorts in there for all you CC-ers! |
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:57 pm |
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| oh, and any feedback/criticism like jargon is appreciated. |
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| Shieldmaiden |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Hey, I saw mm’s shorts!  What was that number again? 87-88  for the effort you made and the laugh you gave me. 
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| macheteman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:09 pm |
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maybe... if you are REALLY good this year...
oh! i forgot the phone number!!!
that number it the number to someone who prank called me 3 times. so feel absolutely free to call them and ask for their aquatic chickens!!!! |
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| sickofpalantirs |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:15 pm |
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best part: the commercial. that was hilarious. great movie
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| bunnydaman |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:46 pm |
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sometime when i am bored i will watch that and call the number. is the reason you were looking on your phone when saying the number becuse you were looking at the prank caller?
if you want to get them back, than you should just do *67 then call them so they dont know its you... |
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| bobtheorc |
| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:30 pm |
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| Celebrimbor |
| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:45 pm |
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| My dial-up’s pretty poor for downloading this video...but I’ll see it through the end anyway just for you, mm. |
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