Dirt. Serve dirt.

It really does taste good.

If you get snow, try REAL snow cones. Go outside, scoop up a ton of snow, and then pour various flavorings over it, like some sort of syrup for your typical snow-cones or something. Just make sure the snow is white, not yellow. And than you don’t get any grass or dirt with it. Melts fast though, so you might not want to scoop it until people are ready, or maybe you can store it outside or in the fridge.

Um...kebabs are good. Might try that as an appetizer. Fairly simple, just grill lamb, pineapple, peppers, onions, and kebab potatoes, pour teriyaki sauce on them, and sprinkle with crushed red pepper. Yum. You can probably cook them some different way than grilling.