If only he'd at least warned us this would happen....
The warning is on any calendar you own.
And for the record, it wasnt an April Fools day joke, he was a day early.
Actually, he was testing the script for the April Fools' Day joke, and then people freaked out. So he kept it around.
Anyways, overreaction? Maybe you could use that "loads of money per hour" to create, moderate, and frequent
the Players' Committee Website.
My best recommendation for you is to take a chill pill (do you need a doctor's prescription for those?) and work extra until 2 April.
-wtk