Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[sickofpalantirs]

Big worthless fire ball
Event • who cares? its not going to do anything
put on a cool light show, but don't actually hurt anyone. thats bout it.

[MR. Lurtzy]

• Pippin, Worthless Companion
Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 0
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 0
Damage -1
While you can spot another companion, Pippin may not be assigned to a skirmish.

[Elessar's Socks]

Worthless Rare
Event • Pack
You cannot use this card in a game.
"Argh!"

[sickofpalantirs]

Foil Rare Anduril, FOTW [Foil]
Card • Foil
when you play Foil Rare Anduril, FOTW all your opponents will be dazzled at its awesomeness. They will then concede just to get the chance to see it again.

[lem0nhead]

Anduril Shame of the Quest
Artifact • Hand Weapon
Strength: -1
Bearer must be Aragorn.
Archery: Aragorn may throw the shards of Anduril at his opponents for all the good it'll do.
"No more than a broken heirloom... that has just cut my finger! Sonofa...."

[Kralik]

Galadriel's Poison Ewer
Artifact • Hand Weapon
Vitality: -1
Bearer must be Galadriel.
Each time the Fellowship moves, wound Galadriel.
Skirmish: Add a burden to make Galadriel strength -1. The Shadow player may add to prevent this.

[lem0nhead]

Galadriel's Poison Pen Letter
Possession
Resistance: -3
Bearer must be Elrond.
Bearer gains intimidated.
"Youre a useless father and when i next see you, im going to get all mystical on you're #$&*@! just like i did Frodo, and he **** himself the little....."

[sickofpalantirs]

  Dear John Letter
Possession • Letter
Resistance • -1
 Bearer must be Aragorn. When you play this, if you can spot Arwen say "Dear Aragorn, I hate your guts, and you have no sense or personal hygiene bye" to discard aragorn, and move all cards he bears on to Arwen regardless of stuff like bearer must be a man and all that crap.
I just can't be in a relationship where we only see each other every few years...

[Gil-Estel]

[4]Dr. Phil, Broom of Doom
ally - men
Each time a companion gets heartbroken, exert Dr. Phil to play Oprah from your drawdeck. Both can annoy all shadowminions to death.
"....for I am known with many names, mr Moustache in the east, The Broom in the Blessed Realm of the West..."

[FM]

• Broken Hearted [hybrid elf/gondor]
Condition • Support Area
To play, spot a couple (Sam and Frodo count as a couple for spotting purposes).
Response: When a couple is parted by the death of one of them, you may exert the other to make them whine their way to the regroup phase unscathed, where they'll be consoled by the other Fellowship members, unless they're Sméagol, Wraiths or Ents!

[Anvar]

Game of Hearts
Event • Skirmish
To play exert Gandalf twice. Gandalf beats the minion he is skirmishing if his strength is lower than that minion's strength and overwhelms that minion if his strength is less than half that minion's strength.
"To the bewilderment of the Goblins of Moria, Gandalf suddenly produced a deck of cards and got a game going over Balin's Tomb.

[Thranduil]

End of the Game
Event • Regroup
Kill a companion to end the game.
"'It will all end in tears!' said Aragorn as Frodo flicked the Ring into the air."

[SomeRandomDude]

Going Down in Flames
Event • Response
If you are about to lose the game, begin a skirmish phase involving the ring-bearer and every minion in your opponent's deck. Discard all other free peoples cards and your hand. Your opponent draws his deck.
"Yeah, I overwhelmed him 735 to 3...big deal."

[sickofpalantirs]

If all else fails, use the scissors!
Event • Skirmish
If you are out of companions, with 3 minions facing your ring-bearer, and no hope for man, pull out a pair of scissors and cut your opponents deck to pieces. Then, if your opponent is bigger than you, grab your deck and run for your life.

[Anvar]

[0] •Scissors, paper, stone Shadow
Condition • Support Area
At the start of the maneuver phase, if you can spot Gollum, you and your opponent both reveal the top card of your draw decks. Characters beat possessions and conditions, possessions and conditions beat events, and events beat characters. If you win wound a companion, if you lose heal a companion. If it's a draw, put the revealed cards at the bottom of their draw decks and repeat this process.
"'How about a game of scissors, paper, stone instead of more riddles?'"