Re: Rohan Jon's Updated List!

[ket_the_jet]

my apologies your majesty. i did not realize

You see, now negative attention is being brought to your thread. I cordially offered you free knowledge and you snap back with sarcasm [and subsequently delete it, at that]. Referring to me as 'your majesty...' that's quite rude, isn't it?

Of course, it could just be a joke. I couldn't read through that. See how you called me 'your majesty' when my "ranking" on this site is 'King?' When you think of it like that, it is actually quite hilarious.

Of course I am not a real king or even royalty at all although I did one time sleep with two actual princesses (they were half-sisters). I was pretty drunk and didn't realize who they were but when two hot girls ask you to get involved, well, I'll be damned if I know anyone who would say 'no.'

It was a pretty good experience until they told me that they were in America as part of some exchange program and that I wouldn't be able to leave through the hotel door. So I had to climb down a third-story window using two sheets that I tied together. I ended up just jumping the last story and sprained my ankle pretty badly, but it just added to the story in general.

So I guess in that sense, if either of them caught my seed, I could be the father of royalty. But I checked up on them about six months ago and neither of them looked particularly knocked up (although one was a little fatter) and so I think I'm in the clear.

That was a good story with some funny happenings but it wasn't as funny as your joke about me being 'your majesty.'
-wtk